By Natalie Halleen | Echo
Here's the 4-1-1: The 1990s were wondrous times. However, apart from priceless childhood memories filled with Blue's Clues, Out of the Box and Jump5, let's face it . . . our youth robbed us of experiencing the greatness of this decade. Although we no longer sit in our blow-up furniture and listen to the Backstreet Boys, our fashion today bears close resemblance to the '90s. The trends have come full circle, and the stuff you thought was out is in again. Here are some of the nearest and dearest trends of the 90s that are back on campus and better than ever.
Floral dresses- Who can resist being a walking garden? Not only useful as camouflage, this '90s fashion staple will show others that you are fun, cool and in love with nature. Next time you attend church, observe the dozens of blossoms around you and appreciate the botanic beauty.
High-waisted jeans- One of the biggest returners of the decade. What better way to bring back '90s fashion than to bring back '90s moms? Pay tribute to the love and care your mothers gave you during your youth by wearing her pants. Take those dusty denims out of your attic and rock your mom's genes.
Razor scooters- Aluminum build, spoon brake, hinged fender. This snazzy mode of transportation is best for those who have trust issues, as the handlebars provide safety and control. Impress your friends by doing slightly cool tricks with this gnarly preteen toy.
Platform shoes- Feeling self-conscious about your height or want to pet that squirrel in the tree? Well, do I have a sole mate for you. What better way to solve your problems than to stand on five inches of solid shoe? Not only do they help you reach for the stars, but you can hollow them out and hide objects inside, such as a phone, a Grille cookie or your World Lit textbook. Look out sidewalk bugs, animals and small children; these bad boys are taking the town.
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Jelly sandals- This edible-looking fashion necessity shows just how squished feet get when they are encased in footwear. See-through jelly shoes are the way to go for those seeking the illusion of wearing tape as sandals. These life-size Barbie shoes scream rubbery comfort and are a necessity for showing off your totally rad feet.
Flannel- The return of the flannel has taken over our lives, as there is at least one represented in each class and at every DC table. We owe our thanks to the '90s, but also to Goodwill-the supplier of 80% of the flannels you see around campus. We don't want new, freshly made flannels. We want the ones literally worn in the '90s. Taylor students are the real deal. Also, let's be honest. These shirts are not only extremely comfortable, but they help you feel like a lumberjack, and who doesn't want that?
Shirts tied around the waist- This is one of the more practical trends, as it can prepare you for the most drastic of temperature changes and emergencies. Warm outside but cold in the classroom? Sweater save. Spilled boom-boom sauce on your t-shirt? Long-sleeve to the rescue. Impromptu Taylor-approved square dance? Instant flannel. Wear your "hip" jackets and shirts with pride and show off the fact that you are prepared for life's unexpected twists and trickery.
Scrunchies- A flexible accessory to bring out your inner child on any occasion. Who wants a boring ponytail when you can have one that explodes with fun and spunkiness? This bunched-up piece of fabric not only works as a hairpiece, but doubles as a nifty bracelet or potential DC war weapon. The options are endless for this stretchy, billowing circle of joy.
These are only a few of the many '90s trends we're seeing come back to life. Others include the '90s Drew Barrymore look: unnaturally dark eyebrows and lipstick to enhance one's paleness. Oh and of course chokers, which will constantly squeeze your airways while being fashionable. Win-win if you ask me.
Don't let this retro window of time pass you by. The '90s are back, so dive into the grunge and let it spice up your life. Next time you're "Home Alone," don't act "Clueless," grab some of your "Goodfellas," and go "Good Will Hunting."
